Thursday, December 31, 2009

When I have something valid or useful to say I will post again but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Monday, August 24, 2009

I am this cat only more lopsided.


Combining both blogs into one.
I don't update either enough so I am getting back to just one blog. I feel I never really got around to saying anything worthwhile on the other so no need to move any of those post here.
However I am motivated to lose weight because I look like a freak. I don't know if I haven't noticed, or if I gained weight or lost weight but my right arm is signifigantly fatter than the left one.
I don't know what is going on. I think I may have lost a bit of weight I have been eating better plus there was the ramen noodles only week when I was broke. But it looks freakish and I am very upset about it. I need to lose more weight to see what happens, if it doesn't even out I am going to drive off a bridge. I mean what is the point of losing weight if I just end up looking weirder.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I am the Fat Avenger

I am fat yes I am and I have a hard time admitting it. I don't like that I am fat and I want to change it. Do I hate myself? Sometimes.

But I don't understand why it is socially acceptable to make fun of fat people. I can't make fun of people because of their handicap or race why can they make fun of me for the way I look. Don't get me wrong I enjoy a fat joke as much as anyone else. Those are fine if they are actually funny. What I don't like is that people think it is ok to say something to me or something about me out loud when I am out.

I will not put up with it. Here is what happened last weekend at Target.

I was entering the store listening to my iPod as usual and a young black boy probably 15 or 16 decided to mess with me. He was entertaining a whole gaggle of young girls. I only mention this boys race because I almost said something about it just to try to make him feel bad. I am not racist but why is it ok for him to make fun of me but not for me to say something to him?

So I was walking in and he walked toward me waddling and saying hey baby or something I had my earbuds in and didn't hear it all. He was directing it at me. So I flipped him the big bird and told him to $&#@ off! I even stopped to see if he had anything to say, he didn't be backed off and turned around and his little harem was silent. I continued on in the store.

I had a rude comeback for him but I shan't share it rascist comments are never good but this one involved the stereotype of black men spending time in jail.

I don't back down anymore. I did in the past but not anymore. I told him off in the hopes to scare him so he won't do it again to someone who can't fight back. Another time I was on center street in Provo with no car mind you. This teenage boy called me fat, and I only flipped him the bird. He called me a bitch, and I said "That's right". I am.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Urine Luck

Urine in luck if you need a cure for the common eye stye cause I has one. A cure that is the stye is gone.

I had a painful stye it wasn't too big but it hurt and I wanted it gone. I read that you should put warm compresses on it but this did not help. I asked my grandmother who knows who to cure most ailments and she grabbed herself Michael Jackson style and told me to put a little pee pee on the stye. She said that is what my mother always did. Hmm. I remember getting a stye as a child but not the pee. Hmm

So out of desperation I did it, I put urine on my outer eye. Low and behold it worked like a charm stye is going away. Thanks Grandma Dorothy for the great tip.

Now too bad I can't pee all over the mess in my apartment, it is also a stye just a different kind.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Tales of la bibliotek

So here I am at the library downloading some new stuff from iTunes. Hey before you get after me for spending the money. I deserve it. I deserve some new music. I do. So zip it. In case you are wondering I bought the new Kelly Clarkson, some hip hop, some Velvet Underground, and some Disney and show tunes stuff. Oh and two Buffy eps. Weird combo I know but I am eclectic.
So here is a list of things I observed at the Provo Library from 3pm to 6pm. It takes a long time to download iTunes and I also watched an episode of Dollhouse so I was there for a while

3:00- A young man who was about 12 or so. He was with his mother might have been foster mother she had a few boys all of different races. He was watching some Hannah Montana stuff online and whenever his brothers came over to him he would hide his shame. It was funny; he didn’t want them to see what he was doing.

3:15- Drunken man on Rascal scooter. He was pretty scruffy looking and his scooter was pretty banged up. It was loaded up with his belongings; on the floor of the scooter he had a case of drinking water. Hey a man on the go has to stay hydrated. He was zipping around the library pretty fast and saying unintelligible things. The employees of the library were trying to track him down and he zipped away super fast. It was pretty great.

4:00- A lady talking to the wall. She kind of looked like a polygamist type person but wasn’t. Pretty plain, wearing a floral dress. She was just a chatting away to the wall updating them on her family going ons. I thought that there had to be someone around the corner she was speaking to so I got up and headed to the desk where the librarians are. Nope she was talking to the wall. I have a co-worker she needs to meet then they can talk to each other. Polygamist looking woman meet Ghostbusters. It would sound like a party. Mmm Hmm.

4:30- Man behind me looking at graphic novels. He was sleeping or something but he started moaning. Come on people keep it together this is the public library.

5:15: Nerd kid viewing Asian porn. I was at one of the study desks with my laptop which is right across from the computers the library has and this young man was looking at dirty Asian bondage pictures and saving them to his memory stick. I bet he intends to play with another stick a little later. It was weird employees kept walking by and they didn’t notice it.

6:02- Me. Well I have to pee and my downloads are almost done and I don't want to pack everthing up only to just come back so I am trying to wait it out. I will have to do the scissor dance out of hear. I don't agree with Adam Sandler, peeing your pants is not cool.

Friday, February 27, 2009

I posted this on facebook but I wanted to post it here too.

If you hate living in Utah, then get the H E double hockey sticks out and stop complaining about it. If you are unhappy here you will be unhappy anywhere. I have been hearing people complain about living in Utah like everywhere I go. Stop it. Have you ever heard the saying: "Where ever you go there you are" Well this batboy of a saying is true, you are a loser here, you will be a loser there. Deal with it. True dating for those over 30 might be better in other states. So rent an Uhaul and get going already we are sick of you too. I don't mean to sound cruel but I say these things out of love. Change what you don't like and stop talking about it. I am doing the same.